Pope says that only women with ugly feet can take part in Maundy Thursday service.


The news that Pope Francis has allowed women to participate in the Maundy Thursday foot washing service has shocked many this week. But like his “Who am I to judge?”  comment, it seems that the media have left out the first half of the Pope’s sentence. The full official sentence actually reads:

“ONLY aesthetically challenged women with seriously manky feet are allowed to take part in the Maundy Thursday service.”

This irresponsible editing by the media has created a tsunami of confusion as to who is actually allowed to take part.

Recent convert, 26 year old Fi-Fi LeBlonde says that she is ‘giddy with excitement’ at the thought of having her perfectly manicured feet washed by the young handsome curate this year. She says she had been preparing for the event by ‘…deciding to scrap the usual French manicure and instead opted for passion red nail varnish to match the liturgical colours for that week.’ Fi-Fi has told us that she has started using a new scented foot balm to make sure her skin is ‘nicer for the priest’ when he bends down to kiss it.


But poor Fi-Fi is going to be terribly disappointed when it comes to light that her feet simply do not meet the Pope’s new regulatory standards.

72 year old Mrs Gertrude McBunion on the other hand, has been pleasantly surprised by the Pope’s words. “Ever since the ingrowing toenail incident of 2006, and the popped veruca of 2013, I thought I’d never get a chance at having my feet washed at the Maundy Thursday service.” Mrs McBunion is a regular patient of Podiatrist Dr Cheddar. Dr Cheddar has welcomed the Pope’s words stating that “All feet are considered equal in the eyes of God – but some are more equal than others – especially my patients.”


He went on to say that “Just because someone has a fungal infection, it doesn’t mean they don’t have feelings or require absolution.” Dr Cheddar’s recent influential campaign ‘Discrimination Stinks’ is said to have influenced Pope Francis’ decision.

But what about the priest’s in all this? When asked who’s feet he would rather be washing – Fi-Fi’s or Mrs McBunion’s, 31 year old Fr. Terry Fied said that he would be ‘breaking with tradition’ and ‘letting the EMHC’s have a go this year.’

Wise man if you ask me.

Caitlyn Jenner – the golden calf of gender theory.


Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner

So the Glamour magazine woman of the year award has been given to transexual Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner. Many people have been asking what he/she has done to deserve this honour? It seems to be that mutilating your body, changing your name, getting your own reality tv show and appearing on the cover of Vanity Fair makes you a modern day hero – or should I say heroine?

Personally I’ve always thought that if Bruce Jenner really wanted to be a normal 65 year old woman then he would just take up gardening and crochet and enjoy his grandchildren in peace. But it seems that this normal boring day to day life doesn’t really appeal too much to him/her. The limelight is much more attractive. Perhaps he/she feels a very real need for this constant public affirmation? The day will come where the media will no longer be interested in him/her. What then?

What Glamour magazine doesn’t seem to understand is that the seemingly unending hero worship of this poor confused man is not just adding to and re-enforcing his problems, but it is also doing the job of degrading women par-excellence.

Kate Bopp puts it very well here:

“The ‪#‎WarOnWomen‬ is a surreal pincer movement. First they came for the fruits of our wombs. When they achieved a certain degree of success (millions of dead infants) with that, they moved in on the other uniquely feminine traits. First wave feminism was rebellion. Second wave feminism was penis envy combined with hatred of men themselves. Third wave feminism was deranged loathing of every semblance of everything uniquely beautiful about being born female.

Now gender theory is elevating men to a status that supersedes logic, nature, reality and solid irrefutable fact. Men are back in the driving seat. They can be mothers – just rent a womb, they can have breasts & penises simultaneously, and a man can persuade the *elite* to pronounce him *Woman Of The Year* while retaining his awards achieved as a globally renowned male athlete.

Our space keeps getting smaller. As women we are becoming invisible again. And the idiots that let this happen continue to pick away at their own entrails in a mind numbing feat of self unawareness feminists and their hollow vessel sidekicks ie *male feminists* have rendered women all but unnecessary. The synthetic wombs are already a work in progress so even employment as *gestational carriers* may no longer be a career option for the soon to be new subclass human female.” – Kate Bopp

I have to say I agree with her. Glamour magazine – a magazine for the ‘modern woman’ is honouring this war on women with it’s crazy award.


Bruce Jenner during his transition, and in 1976.

I would add that the war on men has also reached it climax when chopping off your penis and putting on a frock wins you the 2015 Arthur Ashe Courage award. What a contrast to when Bruce won the Olympic gold medal for the Men’s Decathlon in 1976. What a triumph for those who wish to destroy the true diversity of men and women.

Caitlyn Jenner is Frankenstein’s golden calf of gender theory, and we are all to bow down and worship. It is sad that he/she doesn’t see that he is merely a victim in a ever destructive movement of disgrace that seeks to eliminate all dignity from both men and women.